Thursday, January 17, 2013

My Driving Test: Part 1

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As I didn't have a UK driver's license, I spent my first few months in Libya driving on a fraudulently-obtained international license. (How I obtained it is another story!) However, Libyan law only allowed the use of an international license for three months, after which time you had to pass a driving test at the local Dept. of Transportation office. So after three months I had to set about getting a Libyan license.

Luckily, one of the students in our school happened to be the Deputy Minister of Transportation. I went down to visit him in his office to see if I could get a license without bothering with a test. He was very sympathetic but insisted that I absolutely had to take the test. Even he couldn't make an exception. But, he said, he could arrange for me to take the test that very day - and he was sure (wink, nudge) that I would pass it.

Leading me by the hand, he took me around the various offices and had clerks complete the necessary forms for me. Then he talked for a while with a police officer, who then took me out to the testing area. This was a stretch of road behind the D. of T. building.

The scene that greeted us outside was astounding. Several hundred people were standing or sitting in the roadway, waiting to take their tests. Every couple of minutes they had to rush to one side or the other as someone taking their test drove down the road in a car or a truck or rode down on a motorcycle. Every time someone completed their test, he would get out of (or off) his vehicle and shout out the result. "I passed." Loud cheers from the crowd. Or "I failed." Equally loud cheers from the crowd.

The system for driving tests was ... interesting. The cars used were Volkswagen Beetles with dual-controls. The examiner sat in the passenger side front seat. A policeman sat in the back seat, to make sure that there was no funny business. Then three applicants squeezed in - two in the back and one in the driver's seat. As soon as the driver passed or failed his test, he got out and one of the applicants on the back seat moved to the driver's seat.

When my car arrived, "my" policeman got in the back and motioned for me and another applicant to join him. 

The third applicant was put into the driver's seat. He peered at the dash. "Let's go," the examiner said sharply. The driver turned the key in the ignition. There was a horrific grinding sound. The motor was already running. The examiner didn't hesitate: "Fail." The unlucky driver got out and did a little jig in the roadway: "I failed again. Nine times I've failed." The cheers for him were deafening.

My other companion moved to the front seat. He confidently threw the car into gear, released the handbrake, stepped on the accelerator and released the clutch. Wrong gear. People screamed and threw themselves out of the way as our car hurtled backwards through the crowd. "Fail." The driver got out to what I thought were rather less enthusiastic cheers than he deserved.

Now it was my turn.

(Contd.)

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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

My Driving Test: Part 2


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I don't mind admitting that I was nervous as I moved into the driver's seat to begin my test.

I adjusted the rear mirror. 

My policeman leaned over towards the examiner and gestured to the mirror. "Quies!" (Good!) he exclaimed admiringly. He was clearly determined to follow his boss' orders to make sure I passed. The examiner clearly knew the fix was in and didn't like it. He looked cross.  

I stepped on the clutch and pushed the gear lever into first. "Quies jedan!" (Very good!) from my policeman. The examiner looked cross. 

I drove along the road at maybe 5 m.p.h. This elicited a cry of "Masbut!" (Excellent!) from my policeman. The examiner looked cross. "Stop," he shouted. I stopped. Another admiring cry of "Masbut!" from the back seat.

Having apparently aced the practical section of the test, now it was time for the theory section. I wasn't looking forward to this because I had no idea what it would involve.

The examiner produced a sheet showing various road signs. He pointed to one and asked, "Shu haida?" (What's this?) I hadn't a clue. "Sorry, I don't know that one," I said in English. The examiner looked puzzled and I realized he didn't speak English. My policeman didn't speak any English either but he was much more supportive. "Quies jedan!" he said approvingly.

The examiner pointed to another sign that I had never seen before. Knowing he couldn't understand me, I answered more confidently this time: "That means the road is a motorway, or maybe it means that you can't park there, or maybe it means something else." My policeman was ecstatic. "Masbut! Masbut!" he cried, slapping the examiner on the back. 

Three more questions were asked and answered in similar fashion.


Then, looking very cross indeed, the examiner passed me a slip of paper and gestured for me to get out. 


My policeman got out also and shook hands with me. "Mobruk!" (Congratulations!) he said.

I leaned into the car and held out my hand to the examiner. He scowled at me. "Imshi!" (Go!) was all he said.

And that's how I passed my driving test and obtained a legal Libyan license.
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